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The amazing sequel is complete

Ladies, gentlemen, princes of this world. The sequel to The Amazing Adventures of Dashing Prince Dietrich has been committed to paper. Fair and square. In its glorious entirety. The best-named fantasy...

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Author spotlight: me, me, me!

Children of the Internet, prophets, readers, fans, and friends! Nothing warms my heart more than thermonuclear reactions, and failing that, when someone puts me under a spotlight. Since I have a highly...

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The amazing giveaway is upon us!

Ladies and gentlemen and princes of the world, the most astounding giveaway of the year is here! Four signed copies of The Amazing Adventure of Dashing Prince Dietrich, at your service. This be...

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The Amazing Dietrich of Free Kindle Downloads

Gentle reminder, dear fellas! I am running an Ubuntu tablet contest, pitted against the gory chore of YOU reading my books and giving them a truthful appraisal. He who reads dares. And he who dares...

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SFFWorld reviews Dietrich

Spotlight, babe, spolight! N. E. White of SFFWorld has read The Amazing Dietrich and given verdict on our favorite prince. The review is long and thorough and quite amusing. You should peruse. Also, I...

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Prince Dietrich is not my love

He’s just a prince that says that he’s the one, but King Ulaf hates his son. If you never thought you’d see a Michael Jackson song quote used so fabulously in a blog post, THINK AGAIN. Well, my sweet...

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Dedoimedo 2016 tablet contest ends soon

Ladies, gentlemen! Brace yourselves. The end is nigh! I mean, come the first day of December, the Dedoimedo 2016 contest concludes. What is this all about, you may ask, intrigued. Well, there’s this...

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Dietrich gets love (hate) from Publishers Weekly

They say any publicity is good publicity. Especially if that publicity comes from an old, established and well-respected authority like Publishers Weekly, via BookLife, a child website of this trade,...

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Holiday gifts, free books for all!

Rejoice! ‘Tis the holiday season, and I am feeling ultra-uber-benevolent. Over the next two weeks, no less than five different titles of my fantasy repertoire will be free for grabs on Amazon Kindle....

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Free Dietrich

Like Free Willy, only instead of whales (or orcas), you get a cowardly prince. And Dietrich will be escaping his cage from May 2 till May 17, on Goodreads. Two signed copies in this fine giveaway, so...

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100 FREE copies of Prince Dietrich – Goodreads Kindle Giveaway

Yes! The Kindle Giveaway Program has finally gone live on Goodreads! I have been waiting for this for 18 months! But never mind that. To business. I am giving away 100 Kindle copies of The Amazing...

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More free books – Celebrating 12 years of Dedoimedo

My main website, the super-mega-awesome tech blog dedoimedo.com, is turning twelve next week. To commemorate this fine date, I am most benevolently giving away some (more) free books. Amazon Kindle...

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The Glorious Journey resumes – Prince Dietrich 2 coming soon

Ladies, gentlemen, swoon not. For what I’m about to tell you will make you … swoon. I am starting the publication process of the second book in the most wittily and elegantly named fantasy series of...

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The Glorious Adventures cover

The second book in the Woes & Hose series is coming along nicely. There’s a cover! A glorious cover for The Glorious Adventures of Glamorous Prince Dietrich. As always, designed by legendary Anton...

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Prince Dietrich, five-day free book gala

The Amazing Adventures of Dashing Prince Dietrich, the first volume in the most cunningly named fantasy series in the world, Woes & Hose, shall be free on Amazon Kindle from April 29 till May 3....

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The Glorious Prince Dietrich glorious cover

We are only days away from the fabulous publication of the second book in my (un)humorous series Woes & Hose (geddit, geddit?). The book aptly-titled The Glorious Adventures of Glamorous Prince...

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Woes and Hose, Book 3, type type type

No rest for the righteous. With great delight, I have commenced to write the final piece in the best-named trilogy of all times, Woes and Hose. The third book will be called, wait for it, The Daring...

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The Woes & Hose trilogy is complete!

I am happy to announce that I’ve just finished writing the third book in the best-named trilogy of all time. The last volume, titled The Daring Adventures of Amorous Prince Dietrich brings conclusion...

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Prince Dietrich 3 has been published, the trilogy is complete

Dear readers, it is with great relish that I’m writing today’s post. There’s a new book out there, and ’tis fantastic! I have published the third and the last volume in my gunpowder-and-humor-drenched...

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